i dont get it
I’m trying so hard to get it.
ice ice heart
Because her belly is going to swell up?
ICE ICE BABY
SHES PUTTING A HEART OVER HER STOMACH
WHICH IS HOLDING A BABY
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
Here’s some real melons though! http://clovegarden.com/ingred/melons.html
i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on
"what is shipping?"
Amy Poehler And Billy Eichner Went Caroling On The Street And It’s The Best Thing Ever
this video is 5 hours too short
omg finally it’s the time of the year to reblog this 65432765432 times
it’s like the rules of tumblrism.
the amount of notes this has is so fetch
stop trying to make fetch happen
It’s not going to happen.
The infinite patience of dogs.
WHY IS THE THING NOT FEARING ME. THERE SHOULD BE A BUTTON FOR THESE THINGS. I FIND BUTTON.
Man, I give it to the AKita with the black kitten … this is too cute
Follow each other.
Make new friends.
all you need to fucking know about weather in california
i hate Californians so much
i’d like to point out that this mentality starts at the end of the 395.
OH MY GOD, IT’S HILARIOUS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SO DRAMATIC HERE OMFG.
Come to Colorado you pussies
It’s like ten degrees in Michigan right now lol 50-60 degrees is a warm spring day here
Who is this man? Mackling at my more,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,
As of some one gently Mackling, Mackling at my chamber more
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO